<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835</id><updated>2010-03-11T10:30:34.908-06:00</updated><title type='text'>One-Deep Animation</title><subtitle type='html'>Animation from Brandon Ray in Houston, TX.</subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.brandonray.net/archive/atom.xml'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>104</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4106802844386883873</id><published>2010-02-14T00:06:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-14T00:06:11.711-06:00</updated><title type='text'>*Sexy* Priest Jokes</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="295" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9jfjnw-U--g&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9jfjnw-U--g&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Season 2 of Paper People Jokes will start up in March, only playing at&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/"&gt;www.paperpeoplejokes.com&lt;/a&gt; . &amp;nbsp;Until then, here's a snack from the clergy-side of the PP humor train. &amp;nbsp;Sexy sexy sexy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4106802844386883873?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/4106802844386883873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=4106802844386883873' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4106802844386883873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4106802844386883873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2010/02/sexy-priest-jokes.html' title='*Sexy* Priest Jokes'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4666265152553658488</id><published>2010-02-03T21:22:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-03T21:22:33.494-06:00</updated><title type='text'>SEXY Paper Ladies</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/mIMTn1ONB5U' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/mIMTn1ONB5U'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sexy-time!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4666265152553658488?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/4666265152553658488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=4666265152553658488' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4666265152553658488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4666265152553658488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2010/02/sexy-paper-ladies.html' title='SEXY Paper Ladies'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-5877415757074188895</id><published>2010-01-31T13:25:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-31T13:25:32.500-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Is Violence Funny?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/bMEfFoto3zw' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/bMEfFoto3zw'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Since these are clips from your jokes, you've already answered that question.  :)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-5877415757074188895?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/5877415757074188895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=5877415757074188895' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/5877415757074188895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/5877415757074188895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2010/01/is-violence-funny.html' title='Is Violence Funny?'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4254623522286393541</id><published>2010-01-11T11:52:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-11T11:58:10.050-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Nominate Paper People Jokes for a Streamy Award</title><content type='html'>The Streamy Awards are accepting nominations for best online comedy series- help me out by nominating Paper People Jokes (no login or account required!). &lt;a href="http://www.streamys.org/complete/public-series-complete/"&gt; http://www.streamys.org/complete/public-series-complete/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Season Two approaches... if you've got a good joke, &lt;a href="mailto:paperjokes@yahoo.com"&gt;send it my way&lt;/a&gt;.  The prizes are gonna kick booo-tay at this year PP Awards!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4254623522286393541?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/4254623522286393541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=4254623522286393541' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4254623522286393541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4254623522286393541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2010/01/nominate-paper-people-jokes-for-streamy.html' title='Nominate Paper People Jokes for a Streamy Award'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-5525303474707006870</id><published>2009-12-03T00:17:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-03T00:26:16.146-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Land Eaters Screenings</title><content type='html'>I just peeked at &lt;a href="http://cinebarre.blogspot.com/"&gt;cinebarre theater's blog&lt;/a&gt; where they post which short films have been screening, and it appears &lt;a href="http://www.brandonray.net/landeaters"&gt;The Land Eaters&lt;/a&gt; is still getting some regular play there.  It screened before &lt;b&gt;Where the Wild Things Are&lt;/b&gt; in October, and before &lt;b&gt;The Blind Side&lt;/b&gt; in November.  That's pretty cool....&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-5525303474707006870?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/5525303474707006870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=5525303474707006870' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/5525303474707006870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/5525303474707006870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/12/land-eaters-screenings.html' title='Land Eaters Screenings'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4361517611391466529</id><published>2009-11-23T00:15:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T00:17:33.362-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The 2009 Paper Peepy Awards</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0p1SfyuwQ20&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0p1SfyuwQ20&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Season One of Paper People Jokes concludes with the first Paper Peepy Awards ceremony. You voted for your favorite joke- now see who won the coveted Peepy Award!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Season Two will return in 2010. Send me your jokes, and maybe you'll be up there on stage receiving a Peepy Award next year!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:bray@brandonray.net"&gt;bray@brandonray.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4361517611391466529?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://vimeo.com/7761440' title='The 2009 Paper Peepy Awards'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/4361517611391466529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=4361517611391466529' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4361517611391466529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4361517611391466529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/11/2009-paper-peepy-awards.html' title='The 2009 Paper Peepy Awards'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4371182801649275588</id><published>2009-11-04T19:05:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T19:20:38.468-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Whoot!  I'm on Frederator Anniversary Episode</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="448" height="290" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="player"&gt;&lt;param value="http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/player" name="movie"&gt;&lt;param value="true" name="allowFullScreen"&gt;&lt;param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"&gt;&lt;param value="video_file=http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/play/CFR_20091103" name="flashvars"&gt;&lt;param value="opaque" name="wmode"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/player" width="448" height="290" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="video_file=http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/play/CFR_20091103" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey!  It's the 4th Anniversary of &lt;a href="http://www.channelfrederator.com/"&gt;Channel Frederator&lt;/a&gt;, and as an animator who's been on Fred a couple times, I was asked to create a 4 second animation showing what the Frederator Robot would be doing on his 4th birthday.  I ended up making my animation 20 seconds instead, but they decided to use the whole thing!  It's the very first animation featured at the beginning, and the last animation at the end of the episode, where the Fredbot is knocking over the city, and a birthday cake hops up and shoots him down.  I actually used the same setting and concept as I used in &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9byzV7nX-4g"&gt;Paper People Jokes #6 - Purple Danger!&lt;/a&gt;  If you'd like to check it out, I've posted the episode above for your viewing pleasure.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4371182801649275588?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/4371182801649275588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=4371182801649275588' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4371182801649275588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4371182801649275588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/11/frederators-4th-b-day.html' title='Whoot!  I&apos;m on Frederator Anniversary Episode'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-417451584316410719</id><published>2009-10-24T11:38:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T11:38:37.284-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Currents Voting Polls</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperjokes/4039525307/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2502/4039525307_f31d13f539_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperjokes/4039525307/"&gt;VOTING BOOTH - Leave a comment to vote for your favorite Paper People Joke! on Vimeo by Brandon Ray&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/paperjokes/"&gt;Paper People Jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The race is changing everyday!  The voting polls are open until October 30th, so if you haven'y yet, make sure to tell us the Best Paper People Joke of 2009!  Fame, glory, and prizes await for the winner!!!!&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-417451584316410719?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/417451584316410719/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=417451584316410719' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/417451584316410719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/417451584316410719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/currents-voting-polls.html' title='Currents Voting Polls'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-8808202511215363400</id><published>2009-10-23T12:49:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-10-23T12:49:51.252-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Voting Stats Update- Early Oct 23rd</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperjokes/4037254589/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2612/4037254589_7d7c2d3d23_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperjokes/4037254589/"&gt;VOTING BOOTH - Leave a comment to vote for your favorite Paper People Joke! on Vimeo by Brandon Ray&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/paperjokes/"&gt;Paper People Jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;There's still plenty of time to vote!&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-8808202511215363400?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/8808202511215363400/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=8808202511215363400' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/8808202511215363400'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/8808202511215363400'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/voting-stats-update-early-oct-23rd.html' title='Voting Stats Update- Early Oct 23rd'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-6942746336901706387</id><published>2009-10-19T13:38:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T13:39:39.156-06:00</updated><title type='text'>How to VOTE for the Best PP Joke of 2009!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/292gQBwiO7Q&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/292gQBwiO7Q&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-6942746336901706387?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwjDBHlYNro' title='How to VOTE for the Best PP Joke of 2009!'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/6942746336901706387/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=6942746336901706387' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/6942746336901706387'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/6942746336901706387'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/how-to-vote-for-best-pp-joke-of-2009.html' title='How to VOTE for the Best PP Joke of 2009!'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4814859901088697670</id><published>2009-10-19T01:22:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T01:27:49.209-06:00</updated><title type='text'>VOTE for the Best Paper People Joke of 2009!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Oy4JSbDWFio&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Oy4JSbDWFio&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, watch Episode 19 (featured above)... then, go to the VOTING BOOTH VIDEO on either &lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/7057992"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwjDBHlYNro"&gt;YouTube&lt;/a&gt;, sign in to either Vimeo or YouTube, and leave a comment beneath the VOTING BOOTH VIDEO stating your favorite joke, joke-teller, or both.  If that's too much hassle, you can always simply email me your vote: &lt;a href="mailto:bray@brandonray.net"&gt;bray@brandonray.net&lt;/a&gt;.  I thank everyone for their continued support, thanks for voting!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4814859901088697670?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/4814859901088697670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=4814859901088697670' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4814859901088697670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4814859901088697670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/vote-for-best-paper-people-joke-of-2009.html' title='VOTE for the Best Paper People Joke of 2009!'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-9042800882025402545</id><published>2009-10-11T22:53:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-10-11T22:58:08.565-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper People Jokes 18 - Pesky Parrot!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WL6d-zdoFio&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WL6d-zdoFio&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="line-height: 24px; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;Insults! Harassment! 'Fowl' Play???&lt;br /&gt;A woman and a wise-cracking parrot go head-to-head in this week's joke from fellow Vimean Jay Mayo. Jay, I love this joke!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who told the best joke this season? Starting October 19th, help determine the winner of this season's Paper Peepy Award. Fame! Glory!!! All it takes is a click!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Voting will take place at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; cursor: pointer; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;paperpeoplejokes.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The official rules will be posted soon!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-9042800882025402545?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/9042800882025402545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=9042800882025402545' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/9042800882025402545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/9042800882025402545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/paper-people-jokes-18-pesky-parrot.html' title='Paper People Jokes 18 - Pesky Parrot!'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-3590475134160338164</id><published>2009-10-05T00:26:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T00:27:37.808-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper People Jokes 17 - Redneck Revelation</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sDztcFa_2Cw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sDztcFa_2Cw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-3590475134160338164?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/3590475134160338164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=3590475134160338164' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/3590475134160338164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/3590475134160338164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/paper-people-jokes-17-redneck.html' title='Paper People Jokes 17 - Redneck Revelation'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4949995595902491072</id><published>2009-09-30T08:19:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T08:28:36.268-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Vimeo Staff Pick for PP Joke 16</title><content type='html'>Whoot!  &lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/6748846"&gt;Paper People Jokes #16&lt;/a&gt; got selected as a &lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/staffpicks"&gt;Vimeo Staff Pick&lt;/a&gt;, which means it's getting front page coverage!  [yay]  That means a lot more views for the show, and hopefully some more people visiting this website for the first time.  If that includes you, welcome!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4949995595902491072?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.vimeo.com/staffpicks' title='Vimeo Staff Pick for PP Joke 16'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/4949995595902491072/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=4949995595902491072' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4949995595902491072'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4949995595902491072'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/vimeo-staff-pick-for-pp-joke-16.html' title='Vimeo Staff Pick for PP Joke 16'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-1054267074205409166</id><published>2009-09-28T07:28:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-09-28T07:34:34.188-06:00</updated><title type='text'>This Guy Makes Good Stuff</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/vancereeser/lake-beast-animated-short-film"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/vancereeser/lake-beast-animated-short-film/widget/card.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-1054267074205409166?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/1054267074205409166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=1054267074205409166' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/1054267074205409166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/1054267074205409166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/blog-post_28.html' title='This Guy Makes Good Stuff'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-8039809988249474025</id><published>2009-09-27T22:32:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-09-28T07:36:59.810-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper People Jokes 16 - Fifty Dollars</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hRRA4gSDdzk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hRRA4gSDdzk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-8039809988249474025?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/8039809988249474025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=8039809988249474025' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/8039809988249474025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/8039809988249474025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/blog-post.html' title='Paper People Jokes 16 - Fifty Dollars'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-5916581689114900544</id><published>2009-09-21T00:33:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-09-21T00:41:31.863-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper People Jokes 15- The Old-Timer</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zJR0RtkSITY&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zJR0RtkSITY&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; line-height: 24px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 20px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Booze! Reporters! Old Dudes!!!&lt;br /&gt;Laugh along with Andy Saulietis' joke!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you seen all the Paper People Jokes?&lt;br /&gt;Browse through joke-teller images and episode screenshots on the new Flickr account: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6600CC;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperjokes"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6600CC;"&gt;flickr.com/photos/paperjokes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are links to each episode below the images.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-5916581689114900544?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/5916581689114900544/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=5916581689114900544' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/5916581689114900544'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/5916581689114900544'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/paper-people-jokes-15-old-timer.html' title='Paper People Jokes 15- The Old-Timer'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4735633252538083158</id><published>2009-09-14T08:48:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T08:53:18.698-06:00</updated><title type='text'>PP Jokes 14 - Beethoven's Kidnapped Sheep?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height="295" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1W8RO_TFM-M&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1W8RO_TFM-M&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Violence! Kidnapping! Beethoven? Watch Jill &amp;amp; Jenny's jokes... they're too hot for TV (not really, but they're pretty funny)!Y'all are some funny ladies, Jill and Jenny! Thanks for uploading jokes!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subscribe to the PODCAST! &lt;a href="http://itpc//beehray.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;itpc://beehray.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Tell a joke, or even animate one- watch my tutorial to find out how: &lt;a href="http://ae.tutsplus.com/tutorials/motion-graphics/how-to-make-paper-people/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;ae.tutsplus.com/tutorials/motion-graphics/how-to-make-paper-people/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For all things Paper People, visit &lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;paperpeoplejokes.com&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4735633252538083158?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://vimeo.com/6542282' title='PP Jokes 14 - Beethoven&apos;s Kidnapped Sheep?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/4735633252538083158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=4735633252538083158' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4735633252538083158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4735633252538083158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/pp-jokes-14-beethovens-kidnapped-sheep.html' title='PP Jokes 14 - Beethoven&apos;s Kidnapped Sheep?'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-1929095166989230622</id><published>2009-09-10T22:42:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T23:08:00.350-06:00</updated><title type='text'>How I Make Paper People Jokes in AE</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://blip.tv/play/AYGfjG4C" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt; &lt;div&gt;For any of you AE junkies out there that may have wondered about my recipe for cooking up a fresh new episode of &lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/"&gt;Paper People Jokes&lt;/a&gt; every week, my secrets are now revealed!  Here's a tutorial video I did for &lt;a href="http://ae.tutsplus.com/tutorials/motion-graphics/how-to-make-paper-people/"&gt;ae.tutsplus.com&lt;/a&gt; showing the basic concepts of how I create a stop-motion paper animation effect in &lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/aftereffects/"&gt;After Effects&lt;/a&gt; in a fraction of the time the classic technique would actually take to execute.  Hope you find it helpful, and above all,&lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/"&gt; ***watch my show!***&lt;/a&gt;  :)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-1929095166989230622?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://ae.tutsplus.com/tutorials/motion-graphics/how-to-make-paper-people/' title='How I Make Paper People Jokes in AE'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/1929095166989230622/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=1929095166989230622' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/1929095166989230622'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/1929095166989230622'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/how-i-make-paper-people-jokes-in-ae.html' title='How I Make Paper People Jokes in AE'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-5788723352770482445</id><published>2009-09-06T23:31:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-09-06T23:33:19.700-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper People Jokes 13 - Lack of Vision</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jsM7RyKgmbo&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jsM7RyKgmbo&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Aaaaahhhhhh, nothing like a good pee joke to kick off the week!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-5788723352770482445?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/5788723352770482445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=5788723352770482445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/5788723352770482445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/5788723352770482445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/paper-people-jokes-13-lack-of-vision.html' title='Paper People Jokes 13 - Lack of Vision'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-2223768560023007843</id><published>2009-09-02T18:03:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T18:09:31.091-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper People Tutorial</title><content type='html'>For anyone interested, the folks at &lt;a href="http://ae.tutsplus.com/"&gt;aetuts&lt;/a&gt; have asked me to make them a tutorial on how to achieve the "cut-out stop-motion construction-paper" effect in &lt;a href="http://tryit.adobe.com/us/cs4/aftereffects/p/?sdid=ETRNY"&gt;Adobe After Effects&lt;/a&gt;... it's the same effect I use in my weekly series &lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/"&gt;Paper People Jokes&lt;/a&gt;.  So if you're interested, keep checking back here- I'll let you know as soon as it's available.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-2223768560023007843?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/2223768560023007843/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=2223768560023007843' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/2223768560023007843'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/2223768560023007843'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/paper-people-tutorial.html' title='Paper People Tutorial'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4347186680350587527</id><published>2009-08-31T00:35:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-31T00:38:05.803-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper People Jokes 12 - The Test</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k-RiPcK6p1M&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k-RiPcK6p1M&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  ;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"&gt;The CIA's hiring a new assassin, and there are three candidates for the new position. Which one will pass THE TEST?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for the joke, Bill Krahmer!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For all things Paper People, visit &lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/"&gt;www.paperpeoplejokes.com&lt;/a&gt; :&lt;br /&gt;-Podcast&lt;br /&gt;-Facebook&lt;br /&gt;-Twitter&lt;br /&gt;-Submit a joke!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4347186680350587527?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/4347186680350587527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=4347186680350587527' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4347186680350587527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/4347186680350587527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/08/paper-people-jokes-12-test.html' title='Paper People Jokes 12 - The Test'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-7112096807139435693</id><published>2009-08-24T07:46:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-24T07:48:37.902-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper People Jokes 11 - Cute Animals!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  color: rgb(100, 95, 94); white-space: pre-wrap; font-family:verdana, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"&gt;&lt;object width="450" height="253"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6224673&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=0&amp;amp;show_byline=0&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=00adef&amp;amp;fullscreen=1"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6224673&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=0&amp;amp;show_byline=0&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=00adef&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="450" height="253"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/6224673"&gt;Paper People Joke 11 - Cute Animals!&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/bray"&gt;Brandon Ray&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Two jokes in this episode about cute little animals!&lt;br /&gt;- The Flying Turtle&lt;br /&gt;- The Swearing Fish&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for the jokes, Laura Ray &amp;amp; Ranjana Thomas!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You'll see that Laura submitted her joke by recording a video of herself telling it, uploading it to Vimeo or YouTube, and PRESTO- it got Paper Animated using her voice and likeness!!!!  You can do it, too!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember, there's a new episode EVERY MONDAY.  Thanks for all the support!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com"&gt;www.paperpeoplejokes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-7112096807139435693?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/7112096807139435693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=7112096807139435693' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/7112096807139435693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/7112096807139435693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/08/paper-people-jokes-11-cute-animals.html' title='Paper People Jokes 11 - Cute Animals!'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-8881409430026624713</id><published>2009-08-16T10:07:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T10:18:24.355-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper People Jokes 10 - Poetry Slam</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="450" height="253"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5990735&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=0&amp;amp;show_byline=0&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=00adef&amp;amp;fullscreen=1"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5990735&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=0&amp;amp;show_byline=0&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=00adef&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="450" height="253"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/5990735"&gt;Paper People Joke 10 - Poetry Slam&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/bray"&gt;Brandon Ray&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  white-space: pre-wrap; font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:9px;"&gt;What do a poetry slam, a rabbi, and a shepherd all have in common? They're part of this week's joke! Be warned, it's a little on the 'dirty' side. :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-8881409430026624713?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlbFVulWb4s' title='Paper People Jokes 10 - Poetry Slam'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/8881409430026624713/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25264835&amp;postID=8881409430026624713' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/8881409430026624713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25264835/posts/default/8881409430026624713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.brandonray.net/2009/08/paper-people-jokes-10-poetry-slam.html' title='Paper People Jokes 10 - Poetry Slam'/><author><name>B. Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11530650093531889545</uri><email>braypost@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12575210154814105339'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-404344736228818954</id><published>2009-08-09T21:08:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-09T21:12:54.372-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper People Jokes 9 - Volcanic Activities</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="253" width="450"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6014396&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=0&amp;amp;show_byline=0&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=00adef&amp;amp;fullscreen=1"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6014396&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=0&amp;amp;show_byline=0&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=00adef&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="450" height="253"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/6014396"&gt;Paper People Jokes 9 - Volcanic Activities&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/bray"&gt;Brandon Ray&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This week's joke is special... it's done in a traditional stop-motion paper animation method by special guest animator Lisa Ray! I think it's pretty darn awesome (and that's not just because she's my woman). 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