<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 05:44:23 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>One-Deep Animation</title><description>Animation from Brandon Ray in Houston, TX.</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/</link><managingEditor>braypost@yahoo.com (B. 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Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-1263632648757304953</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 06:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-21T00:08:02.591-06:00</atom:updated><title>The Land Eaters on AWN TV</title><description>A little side note... I just saw that &lt;a href="http://www.awntv.com/category/puppets/the-land-eaters"&gt;The Land Eaters is now playing on Animation World News TV (www.awntv.net)&lt;/a&gt; in the Puppets category. &amp;nbsp;I think this is pretty cool, since there are quite a few other animations on here that I really admire. &amp;nbsp;Thanks AWN!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-1263632648757304953?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2010/03/land-eaters-on-awn-tv.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-8751155745452396612</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-19T00:00:50.023-06:00</atom:updated><title>Land Eaters Write-up in AB 19</title><description>Neato! &amp;nbsp;There's a brief write-up about me and &lt;a href="http://www.brandonray.net/landeaters"&gt;The Land Eaters&lt;/a&gt; in AB 19, an online arts magazine.  Here's the link:  &lt;a href="http://ab19.it/2010/03/247"&gt;http://ab19.it/2010/03/247&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-8751155745452396612?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2010/03/land-eaters-write-up-in-ab-19.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4106802844386883873</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 06:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-14T00:06:11.711-06:00</atom:updated><title>*Sexy* Priest Jokes</title><description>&lt;object height="295" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9jfjnw-U--g&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9jfjnw-U--g&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Season 2 of Paper People Jokes will start up in March, only playing at&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/"&gt;www.paperpeoplejokes.com&lt;/a&gt; . &amp;nbsp;Until then, here's a snack from the clergy-side of the PP humor train. &amp;nbsp;Sexy sexy sexy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4106802844386883873?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2010/02/sexy-priest-jokes.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4666265152553658488</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-03T21:22:33.494-06:00</atom:updated><title>SEXY Paper Ladies</title><description>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/mIMTn1ONB5U' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/mIMTn1ONB5U'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sexy-time!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4666265152553658488?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2010/02/sexy-paper-ladies.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-5877415757074188895</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 19:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-31T13:25:32.500-06:00</atom:updated><title>Is Violence Funny?</title><description>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/bMEfFoto3zw' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/bMEfFoto3zw'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Since these are clips from your jokes, you've already answered that question.  :)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-5877415757074188895?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2010/01/is-violence-funny.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4254623522286393541</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-11T11:58:10.050-06:00</atom:updated><title>Nominate Paper People Jokes for a Streamy Award</title><description>The Streamy Awards are accepting nominations for best online comedy series- help me out by nominating Paper People Jokes (no login or account required!). &lt;a href="http://www.streamys.org/complete/public-series-complete/"&gt; http://www.streamys.org/complete/public-series-complete/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Season Two approaches... if you've got a good joke, &lt;a href="mailto:paperjokes@yahoo.com"&gt;send it my way&lt;/a&gt;.  The prizes are gonna kick booo-tay at this year PP Awards!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4254623522286393541?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2010/01/nominate-paper-people-jokes-for-streamy.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-5525303474707006870</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-03T00:26:16.146-06:00</atom:updated><title>Land Eaters Screenings</title><description>I just peeked at &lt;a href="http://cinebarre.blogspot.com/"&gt;cinebarre theater's blog&lt;/a&gt; where they post which short films have been screening, and it appears &lt;a href="http://www.brandonray.net/landeaters"&gt;The Land Eaters&lt;/a&gt; is still getting some regular play there.  It screened before &lt;b&gt;Where the Wild Things Are&lt;/b&gt; in October, and before &lt;b&gt;The Blind Side&lt;/b&gt; in November.  That's pretty cool....&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-5525303474707006870?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/12/land-eaters-screenings.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4361517611391466529</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-23T00:17:33.362-06:00</atom:updated><title>The 2009 Paper Peepy Awards</title><description>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0p1SfyuwQ20&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0p1SfyuwQ20&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Season One of Paper People Jokes concludes with the first Paper Peepy Awards ceremony. You voted for your favorite joke- now see who won the coveted Peepy Award!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Season Two will return in 2010. Send me your jokes, and maybe you'll be up there on stage receiving a Peepy Award next year!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:bray@brandonray.net"&gt;bray@brandonray.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4361517611391466529?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/11/2009-paper-peepy-awards.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4371182801649275588</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-04T19:20:38.468-06:00</atom:updated><title>Whoot!  I'm on Frederator Anniversary Episode</title><description>&lt;object width="448" height="290" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="player"&gt;&lt;param value="http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/player" name="movie"&gt;&lt;param value="true" name="allowFullScreen"&gt;&lt;param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"&gt;&lt;param value="video_file=http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/play/CFR_20091103" name="flashvars"&gt;&lt;param value="opaque" name="wmode"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/player" width="448" height="290" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="video_file=http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/play/CFR_20091103" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey!  It's the 4th Anniversary of &lt;a href="http://www.channelfrederator.com/"&gt;Channel Frederator&lt;/a&gt;, and as an animator who's been on Fred a couple times, I was asked to create a 4 second animation showing what the Frederator Robot would be doing on his 4th birthday.  I ended up making my animation 20 seconds instead, but they decided to use the whole thing!  It's the very first animation featured at the beginning, and the last animation at the end of the episode, where the Fredbot is knocking over the city, and a birthday cake hops up and shoots him down.  I actually used the same setting and concept as I used in &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9byzV7nX-4g"&gt;Paper People Jokes #6 - Purple Danger!&lt;/a&gt;  If you'd like to check it out, I've posted the episode above for your viewing pleasure.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4371182801649275588?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/11/frederators-4th-b-day.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-417451584316410719</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-24T11:38:37.284-06:00</atom:updated><title>Currents Voting Polls</title><description>&lt;div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperjokes/4039525307/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2502/4039525307_f31d13f539_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperjokes/4039525307/"&gt;VOTING BOOTH - Leave a comment to vote for your favorite Paper People Joke! on Vimeo by Brandon Ray&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/paperjokes/"&gt;Paper People Jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The race is changing everyday!  The voting polls are open until October 30th, so if you haven'y yet, make sure to tell us the Best Paper People Joke of 2009!  Fame, glory, and prizes await for the winner!!!!&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-417451584316410719?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/currents-voting-polls.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-8808202511215363400</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-23T12:49:51.252-06:00</atom:updated><title>Voting Stats Update- Early Oct 23rd</title><description>&lt;div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperjokes/4037254589/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2612/4037254589_7d7c2d3d23_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperjokes/4037254589/"&gt;VOTING BOOTH - Leave a comment to vote for your favorite Paper People Joke! on Vimeo by Brandon Ray&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/paperjokes/"&gt;Paper People Jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;There's still plenty of time to vote!&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-8808202511215363400?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/voting-stats-update-early-oct-23rd.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-6942746336901706387</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-19T13:39:39.156-06:00</atom:updated><title>How to VOTE for the Best PP Joke of 2009!</title><description>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/292gQBwiO7Q&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/292gQBwiO7Q&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-6942746336901706387?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/how-to-vote-for-best-pp-joke-of-2009.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4814859901088697670</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 07:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-19T01:27:49.209-06:00</atom:updated><title>VOTE for the Best Paper People Joke of 2009!</title><description>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Oy4JSbDWFio&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Oy4JSbDWFio&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, watch Episode 19 (featured above)... then, go to the VOTING BOOTH VIDEO on either &lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/7057992"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwjDBHlYNro"&gt;YouTube&lt;/a&gt;, sign in to either Vimeo or YouTube, and leave a comment beneath the VOTING BOOTH VIDEO stating your favorite joke, joke-teller, or both.  If that's too much hassle, you can always simply email me your vote: &lt;a href="mailto:bray@brandonray.net"&gt;bray@brandonray.net&lt;/a&gt;.  I thank everyone for their continued support, thanks for voting!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4814859901088697670?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/vote-for-best-paper-people-joke-of-2009.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-9042800882025402545</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-11T22:58:08.565-06:00</atom:updated><title>Paper People Jokes 18 - Pesky Parrot!</title><description>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WL6d-zdoFio&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WL6d-zdoFio&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="line-height: 24px; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;Insults! Harassment! 'Fowl' Play???&lt;br /&gt;A woman and a wise-cracking parrot go head-to-head in this week's joke from fellow Vimean Jay Mayo. Jay, I love this joke!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who told the best joke this season? Starting October 19th, help determine the winner of this season's Paper Peepy Award. Fame! Glory!!! All it takes is a click!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Voting will take place at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; cursor: pointer; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;paperpeoplejokes.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The official rules will be posted soon!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-9042800882025402545?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/paper-people-jokes-18-pesky-parrot.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-3590475134160338164</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-05T00:27:37.808-06:00</atom:updated><title>Paper People Jokes 17 - Redneck Revelation</title><description>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sDztcFa_2Cw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sDztcFa_2Cw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-3590475134160338164?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/10/paper-people-jokes-17-redneck.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4949995595902491072</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-30T08:28:36.268-06:00</atom:updated><title>Vimeo Staff Pick for PP Joke 16</title><description>Whoot!  &lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/6748846"&gt;Paper People Jokes #16&lt;/a&gt; got selected as a &lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/staffpicks"&gt;Vimeo Staff Pick&lt;/a&gt;, which means it's getting front page coverage!  [yay]  That means a lot more views for the show, and hopefully some more people visiting this website for the first time.  If that includes you, welcome!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4949995595902491072?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/vimeo-staff-pick-for-pp-joke-16.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-1054267074205409166</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-28T07:34:34.188-06:00</atom:updated><title>This Guy Makes Good Stuff</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/vancereeser/lake-beast-animated-short-film"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/vancereeser/lake-beast-animated-short-film/widget/card.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-1054267074205409166?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/blog-post_28.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-8039809988249474025</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-28T07:36:59.810-06:00</atom:updated><title>Paper People Jokes 16 - Fifty Dollars</title><description>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hRRA4gSDdzk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hRRA4gSDdzk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-8039809988249474025?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/blog-post.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-5916581689114900544</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-21T00:41:31.863-06:00</atom:updated><title>Paper People Jokes 15- The Old-Timer</title><description>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zJR0RtkSITY&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;hd=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zJR0RtkSITY&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; line-height: 24px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 20px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Booze! Reporters! Old Dudes!!!&lt;br /&gt;Laugh along with Andy Saulietis' joke!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you seen all the Paper People Jokes?&lt;br /&gt;Browse through joke-teller images and episode screenshots on the new Flickr account: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6600CC;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperjokes"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6600CC;"&gt;flickr.com/photos/paperjokes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are links to each episode below the images.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-5916581689114900544?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/paper-people-jokes-15-old-timer.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4735633252538083158</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-14T08:53:18.698-06:00</atom:updated><title>PP Jokes 14 - Beethoven's Kidnapped Sheep?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height="295" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1W8RO_TFM-M&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1W8RO_TFM-M&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Violence! Kidnapping! Beethoven? Watch Jill &amp;amp; Jenny's jokes... they're too hot for TV (not really, but they're pretty funny)!Y'all are some funny ladies, Jill and Jenny! Thanks for uploading jokes!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subscribe to the PODCAST! &lt;a href="http://itpc//beehray.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;itpc://beehray.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Tell a joke, or even animate one- watch my tutorial to find out how: &lt;a href="http://ae.tutsplus.com/tutorials/motion-graphics/how-to-make-paper-people/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;ae.tutsplus.com/tutorials/motion-graphics/how-to-make-paper-people/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For all things Paper People, visit &lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;paperpeoplejokes.com&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4735633252538083158?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/pp-jokes-14-beethovens-kidnapped-sheep.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-1929095166989230622</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-10T23:08:00.350-06:00</atom:updated><title>How I Make Paper People Jokes in AE</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://blip.tv/play/AYGfjG4C" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt; &lt;div&gt;For any of you AE junkies out there that may have wondered about my recipe for cooking up a fresh new episode of &lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/"&gt;Paper People Jokes&lt;/a&gt; every week, my secrets are now revealed!  Here's a tutorial video I did for &lt;a href="http://ae.tutsplus.com/tutorials/motion-graphics/how-to-make-paper-people/"&gt;ae.tutsplus.com&lt;/a&gt; showing the basic concepts of how I create a stop-motion paper animation effect in &lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/aftereffects/"&gt;After Effects&lt;/a&gt; in a fraction of the time the classic technique would actually take to execute.  Hope you find it helpful, and above all,&lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/"&gt; ***watch my show!***&lt;/a&gt;  :)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-1929095166989230622?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/how-i-make-paper-people-jokes-in-ae.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-5788723352770482445</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-06T23:33:19.700-06:00</atom:updated><title>Paper People Jokes 13 - Lack of Vision</title><description>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jsM7RyKgmbo&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jsM7RyKgmbo&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Aaaaahhhhhh, nothing like a good pee joke to kick off the week!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-5788723352770482445?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/paper-people-jokes-13-lack-of-vision.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-2223768560023007843</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-02T18:09:31.091-06:00</atom:updated><title>Paper People Tutorial</title><description>For anyone interested, the folks at &lt;a href="http://ae.tutsplus.com/"&gt;aetuts&lt;/a&gt; have asked me to make them a tutorial on how to achieve the "cut-out stop-motion construction-paper" effect in &lt;a href="http://tryit.adobe.com/us/cs4/aftereffects/p/?sdid=ETRNY"&gt;Adobe After Effects&lt;/a&gt;... it's the same effect I use in my weekly series &lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/"&gt;Paper People Jokes&lt;/a&gt;.  So if you're interested, keep checking back here- I'll let you know as soon as it's available.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-2223768560023007843?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/09/paper-people-tutorial.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25264835.post-4347186680350587527</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 06:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-31T00:38:05.803-06:00</atom:updated><title>Paper People Jokes 12 - The Test</title><description>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k-RiPcK6p1M&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k-RiPcK6p1M&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  ;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"&gt;The CIA's hiring a new assassin, and there are three candidates for the new position. Which one will pass THE TEST?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for the joke, Bill Krahmer!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For all things Paper People, visit &lt;a href="http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/"&gt;www.paperpeoplejokes.com&lt;/a&gt; :&lt;br /&gt;-Podcast&lt;br /&gt;-Facebook&lt;br /&gt;-Twitter&lt;br /&gt;-Submit a joke!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25264835-4347186680350587527?l=www.brandonray.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.brandonray.net/2009/08/paper-people-jokes-12-test.html</link><author>braypost@yahoo.com (B. Ray)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>